Monday, December 3, 2007

Foods Heard Round the World

Have you some Belgian Fair World Wide whipped Waffles.
Eat some Israeli fake food cart Falafels.
Drink you some good Irish Whiskey, my son.
Turkish brand Coffee is Risky, by gun.
Have you a Fat Back Canadian Bacon.
German Potato be Salads a makin'.
French Toast a bread egg, be shaken and shaken,
French Fries and lard be a taken forsaken.
Chinese Soup Noodles a crispy and fryin',
Oodles and oodles be dyin' and dyin'.
Italian Hot Sausages shooting at Lie In,
Spanish Rice nice, go and try it and buy in.
English John Thomas need Muffins and eatin'.
Irish Land Stew be quite cheap and unbeaten.
German go Chocolate Cake Black Forest sweeten
The Polish and Sausage steal Kielbasa meetin'.
British and Gin be all stinkin' from drinkin'.
American Apple Pie soon throw the sink in.
French Maid Champagne drank short Mary Todd Lincoln.
Egyptian be Catch 22 Choco-cotton.
Irish and Mutton of sheep bloody rotten,
Australian Beef is just Venison stinkin'.
Japanese Fish is all raw and they slinkin'
From Chinese Good Fortune Cook. He History inkin'.
Welsh and do Rarebit of bread and cheese pie,
Swedish and Meatball, I try and they die.
Danish Fondue and no fork fit for I.
Russian made Vodka, they drink and they puke.
I ate a Southern Hush Puppy at Duke.
Puppies all die and the people rebuke.
Chinese White Rice was a gluten whale fluke.
English Tea Scones are quite good as they say.
Scottish Bag Haggis Sheep Pie stuffed their way
Is worse than an English Gut Tripe I do say.
I don't want World Wide War food anyway.
Indian Corn cannot feed proper pigs.
Irish Green Corned Beef Hash hate wigged Whigs.
Southern Mint Julep helps Derby Day Pigs.
Queens you begone back to Irish slave digs.
They're fit for nothing. Bomb Batten sail rigs.


August 19, 2007 Stephen Blumenkranz

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